Monday, October 12, 2009

TOP 5 SONGS I HATE TO ADMIT THAT I LOVE!

1. Beyonce- crazy in love
2. Kylie Minogue- i just can't get you out of my head
3. Brittany Spears- toxic
4. kelly clarkson- since you've been gone
5. madonna- hung up

don't judge me...we all have skeletons in the closet.

ROY DOINKLE'S TOP TEN MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUMS IN MUSIC OR MY PERSONAL OPINION (in no particular order)

1. de la soul- "stakes is high" ...you can't feel any feelings of sadness while listening to rap. rest in piece elliot smith.

2. t. rex- "electric warrior"...even if you're new to cool you know who this is...you probably just don't know that you know.

3. the pixies- "death to the pixies" debaser= amazing, gigantic= amazing, gouge away= amazing

4. the rentals- "seven more minutes" 3 m's....moog. melody. matt sharp 

5. air- "talkie walkie" ...they're are the best thing to come out of france since eclairs.

6. 13&god- (self titiled)... reverent.

7. fugazi- "the arguement"... argue that it's not amazing!...you can't.

8. daft punk- "human after all"... makes techno haters think twice.

9.  neil young- "harvest"...very few country and alt country bands  will ever be cool...because neil young set the standard too high.  

10. james brown- "20 all time greatest hits!" ...it's just so full of soul........ soulful. 

Thursday, October 8, 2009

HOLY SMOKES!....if there was a fight between all the moms at ikea and all the moms at thai pan traders, the ikea moms would get devoured!
HIBERNATHAN

i don't know what it is...but i'm tired. i've come up with a list of possible causes...and the list is about as mediocre as the rest of this blog. 

1. work- not a big deal everyone does it...i don't hate my job....it just wears me down a bit. 

     2. play....i don't do much...so when i do...i'm naturally going to fatigue a litte faster than when i played more often. 
 
3. that BULL BIRD "passion pit" show i went to.....how awful!... it made me wish i was still      taking the sizable nap i woke up from to go to it. the singers voice sounded like a pre-teen         child calling for mothers milk. that's awkward on more than one level....i mean it's one thing to breast feed....but completely another to do it until you're old enough to ask for it....

...and what do they label themselves?...because i'll avoid them and anyone in their genre like the hiny (h1n1) flu.....

4. people. people make me tired....not all...but some. i mean how could they not?...that show selling out tonite= me being tired of people. so thanks people....i'm blaming you for my love for napsssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

.mall feet.

did you ever go shopping with your mom as a child and remember not being able to feel your feet after the shopping was done?....i do..... and these shopping sprees usually happened at fabric stores or gardening stores.  now that i work at the mall...i get these numb feet on a daily basis. i call them "mall feet". and "mall feet" suck!... right now i can feel my feet about as well as they show up in this picture......do they make a cream for this foot ailment?
SHe rAhRk

this is my friend....she looks like a shark. sharks don't have hands, but my friend does. and they're POWERFUL. have you ever watched shark week on the television and seen how powerful sharks are?....take that power and multiply it by two!...'cause one of her hands is like a powerful great white shark and the other is like a tiger shark.... and i experienced the bite of the sharks yesterday....though slightly painful, the grasp was very necessary. i call her She-Ra.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

MISO HOW KNEE? this event looks bananas.......but it was actually miso. kuh way zee. after a short but savory massage sesh from blaogameeeeee...we savored miso in a delicious manner. dani joined us for the occasion in day-glo. i would have had to use a flood for more lighting....but her jacket took care of it. ................they required me to email pictures shortly after this BLAHG was writ. emileeeeee just said she wants a diamond in her toooooth. hory mory....see how it all ties in to miso. dani. the. "gangster"....just said she wants to start dressing the part?....little does she know she already lives in glendale...where if you look the part......you might become the part. another statistic to the hustle and grinding bustle. a road i'd hate to see traveled. meanwhile....hector remains adorable.